Travel Agent
Category: Holidays
This sign appeared in a travel agent’s window – “This month’s special offer is a week in Venice for $200, including car hire”.
Virginia Pipellini
Category: Holidays
An American tourist in Rome, anxious to make conversation with the locals, asked three Italian women who from history they would choose to be. The first decided on Gina Lollobrigida and when asked why replied “What a woman, what a figure – and so many lovers!”
The tourist accepted the validity of her choice and turned to the second woman. She chose Sophia Loren, saying “What a beautiful body, what a sexy expressions she has – and as many men in her life as she wants.”
The third woman, without the slightest hesitation, said she would like to be “Virginia Pippelini”. Neither the tourist nor the other two women had heard of Virginia Pipellini, so she was asked to tell them about her. But way of explanation she produced a faded American newspaper cutting which proclaimed “Virginia pipeline laid by 3000 men in two days!”
Passport Photograph
Category: Holidays
Remember – if you look like your passport photograph, you’re probably too ill to travel.
