Newspaper Ad
Category: Animals
A newspaper small ad read: “Rottweiler bitch, lovely temperament, reluctant to let go.”
Failed Rescue
Category: Animals
A concerned couple in New Zealand broke into a car to release a dog locked inside. It turned out to be a stuffed dog put there to deter people from breaking into the car.
Free Neutering
Category: Animals
The National Canine Defence League is offering a free neutering service, aimed particularly at those on a low income.
Expensive Fish
Category: Animals
Why is it that the new and expensive tropical fish you buy always get eaten by one that costs a few pence?
Devoted Dog
Category: Animals
A security guard was so devoted to his alsatian dog that he even took it on his honeymoon. When he came back, his friends asked him how it went.
“Very well, except for the first night” he said.
“Why? What happened?”, his friend wanted to know.
“The dog threw a bucket of cold water over us!”.
